#09 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:14:48 ( 0/ 0) From: dangerboy Subject: fucknut... Press RETURN for next message... #10 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:15:30 ( 1/ 8) From: dangerboy dammit. Press RETURN for next message... #11 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:17:07 ( 4/ 222) From: dangerboy Subject: it's me against this fucking machine, i tell you the return button on this terminal is sticky......BAD button to stick. we'll see if i can get through an entire message.... about the incedent: woody, if i could put my thoughts into words, they would sound very much Press RETURN for next message... #12 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:18:00 ( 0/ 0) From: dangerboy Subject: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Press RETURN for next message... #13 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:18:19 ( 0/ 0) From: dangerboy Subject: ok. Press RETURN for next message... #14 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:18:44 ( 0/ 0) From: dangerboy Subject: only fucking monitor free and i have to get itgoddamitfuckitall Press RETURN for next message... #15 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:20:40 ( 0/ 0) From: dangerboy Subject: fuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFGKkfgjaklf Press RETURN for next message... #16 ACAD3A::ASJRB Mon 04 Oct 1993 16:36:52 ( 50/ 2438) From: dangerboy Subject: stupid fucing damn vax shit. moved monitors. but, i can't get into my acad2 acct due to an 'error'. hm. anyhow...
Saturday, July 30, 1994 6:36:03 PM From: Rtist Subject: Jupiter gone? To: Science So, does anyone know how Jupiter is doing? Is it still under attack? Are there any new holes in it? How's it goin' up there? Monday, August 1, 1994 4:32:49 AM From: Woodstock Subject: Re: Jupiter gone? To: Science It's gone. The force of all the chunks hitting it disrupted the rotation and magnetic fields enough that all the gases surrounding it have been sloughing away into space...some merging with the rings that used to surround Jupiter, some of the heavier material being caught in the gravitational fields of the moons, but most just drifting off through the solar system. Scientists predict that when the Earth starts moving through the fields, those of us lucky enough to live up here in Alaska should see some absolutely phenominal displays of the Northern Lights, as the foreign gases start to interact with those that normally produce the displays. Meanwhile, there's been some excitement about a certain picture the Hubble took...something about a large black slab at the center of where Jupiter used to be, the edges appear to have a ratio to each other of 1x3x9...(grin) In case you're wondering, yes, this is a load of crap. But it was fun to write. So there. Bleah. Let someone else tell you what's really going on, I'm shooting for a job at the Weekly World News... (big grin) Woodstock
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writes: > > In , firstname.lastname@example.org writes: > > > You are entering a world not only of sight and sound > > but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land, who's > > boundaries are that of imagination. There's a sign post > > up ahead. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone. > > No. That's the preamble to the Constitution. > No, you're both wrong. The Preamble to the Constitution is "Let's stroll over to the Constitution."
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What would be the best selections of drinks for an alphabet drunk? I'd like to start with apricot schnapps, but what do you suggest for the rest of the drinks?
You oowe thee Orracle a mixxxed drink thaat uses alll thee lletters off thee allffabet.