All my awake just leaked into the sheets.

-- Me (the visual was that of someone's energy draining out through their toes or some such...it was just a horrid choice of words)

I think I just called someone a gay mexican dog.

-- fried_rat_fur, in Yahoo! chat

I'm bored, I need a philosophical conversation - WAIT! Now there's instant Wudi! You can have that philosophical conversation anytime you feel the need. And if you feel other needs...instant Wudi has removable clothes and is anatomically correct and functioning! Ladies, instant Wudi is smaller than a tampon. He'll fit in your purse, your bra cup, anywhere you'd like to conceal him. And when you're through, he magically deflates. Just place him back in the accompanying case to set him back into original form (demonstrates small shiny bath-bead like oval) so you can use him again and again and again and again...
...and again...
...and again...
...and again....

(Not legal in Utah, Ohio, or Kansas. A 15% tax will be charged to residents of Vermont and California.)

-- Kirsten

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