{"id":1027,"date":"2003-03-21T12:54:34","date_gmt":"2003-03-22T04:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/21\/smeghead\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:21:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:21:12","slug":"smeghead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/21\/smeghead\/","title":{"rendered":"Smeghead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its cold outside,<br>\nThere&#8217;s no kind of atmosphere,<br>\nI&#8217;m all alone, more or less.<br>\nLet me fly far away from here,<br>\nFun, fun, fun,<br>\nin the sun, sun, sun.<\/p>\n<p>I want to lie,<br>\nShipwrecked and comatose,<br>\nDrinking fresh mango juice,<br>\nGoldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,<br>\nFun, fun, fun,<br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00007AP31\/djwudicom-20\" title=\"Red Dwarf Series I\">in the sun, sun, sun,<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fun, fun, fun,<br>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00007AP32\/djwudicom-20\" title=\"Red Dwarf Series II\">in the sun, sun, sun.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;ll either make sense to you or it won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,2275],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}