{"id":1052,"date":"2003-03-28T03:28:01","date_gmt":"2003-03-28T19:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/28\/bada-bing\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:29:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:29:48","slug":"bada-bing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/28\/bada-bing\/","title":{"rendered":"Bada-bing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  From the BBC this evening: Children &#8220;having sex at 11&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  That&#8217;s nothing. In my day we had sex at 11 and 11:30.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Found this on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/03\/28\/sex_at_11.html\" title=\"Sex at 11\">Antipixel<\/a> today, and it reminded me of this old joke I&#8217;ve had bouncing around in my head for years:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Celluloid factory burns down. No film at 11.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celluloid factory burns down. No film at 11.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}