{"id":1052,"date":"2003-03-28T03:28:01","date_gmt":"2003-03-28T19:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/28\/bada-bing\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:29:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:29:48","slug":"bada-bing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/03\/28\/bada-bing\/","title":{"rendered":"Bada-bing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15018,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.antipixel.com\\\/blog\\\/archives\\\/2003\\\/03\\\/28\\\/sex_at_11.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20090919000022\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.antipixel.com\\\/blog\\\/archives\\\/2003\\\/03\\\/28\\\/sex_at_11.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 10:54:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 06:33:11&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 08:18:52&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-21 08:18:52&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  From the BBC this evening: Children &#8220;having sex at 11&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  That&#8217;s nothing. In my day we had sex at 11 and 11:30.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Found this on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/03\/28\/sex_at_11.html\" title=\"Sex at 11\">Antipixel<\/a> today, and it reminded me of this old joke I&#8217;ve had bouncing around in my head for years:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Celluloid factory burns down. No film at 11.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celluloid factory burns down. No film at 11.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}