{"id":1064,"date":"2003-04-01T16:52:39","date_gmt":"2003-04-02T08:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/02\/bow-down-before-the-one-you-serve\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:42:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:42:42","slug":"bow-down-before-the-one-you-serve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/01\/bow-down-before-the-one-you-serve\/","title":{"rendered":"Bow down before the one you serve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/04\/graphics\/iconquer.jpg\" title=\"Woody wins!\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Woody wins!\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/04\/graphics\/iconquer-thumb.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, I conquered the world tonight. Twice actually. Now all I need to do is find someone who&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230;has a Mac&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;runs Mac OS X&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;has a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/azc\/iConquer\/\" title=\"iConquer\">iConquer<\/a>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;and is awake between the hours of 11pm and 2am, PST.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Might be a tall order there, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I conquered the world tonight. Twice actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}