{"id":1075,"date":"2003-04-04T03:58:10","date_gmt":"2003-04-04T19:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/04\/you-like-pain\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:47:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:47:29","slug":"you-like-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/04\/you-like-pain\/","title":{"rendered":"You like pain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  You like pain? &#91;whack&#93; Try wearing a corset! &#91;whack&#93;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; A girl in the trailer for Disney&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/bvbp.sitestream.com\/piratescorset.html\" title=\"Leaked trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean\">Pirates of the Caribbean<\/a>, while smacking a bad guy upside the head with a shovel<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/#200097508\" title=\"Leaked Pirates of the Caribbean trailer\">Boing Boing<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You like pain? [whack] Try wearing a corset! [whack]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[2285,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}