{"id":1095,"date":"2003-04-09T18:19:43","date_gmt":"2003-04-10T08:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/10\/ive-found-religion\/"},"modified":"2019-12-04T15:58:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T23:58:51","slug":"ive-found-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/04\/09\/ive-found-religion\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ve found religion!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14894,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.interalia.org\\\/archives\\\/001763.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  The Lord is my coder;<br \/>\n  I shall not crash.<br \/>\n  He maketh me to use Mac OS X;<br \/>\n  he leadeth me beside BSD and Linux.<br \/>\n  He restoreth my file system:<br \/>\n  he leadeth me in the paths of open source for his name&#8217;s sake.<br \/>\n  Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of MS, I will fear no Windows:<br \/>\n  for thou art with me;<br \/>\n  thy C++ and thy kernel comfort me.<br \/>\n  Thou preparest a firewall before me in the presence of mine enemies:<br \/>\n  thou anointest my hard drive with mp3s;<br \/>\n  my disk drives runneth over.<br \/>\n  Surely stability and efficiency shall follow me all the days of my life:<br \/>\n  and I will code in the OS of the Lord for ever.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.interalia.org\/archives\/001763.php\" title=\"The Lord is my...coder?\">Phil<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lord is my coder; I shall not crash. He maketh me to use Mac OS X; he leadeth me beside BSD and Linux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2034],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}