{"id":1157,"date":"2003-05-01T04:45:50","date_gmt":"2003-05-01T18:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/01\/im-going-to-hell\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T08:02:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T16:02:24","slug":"im-going-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/01\/im-going-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"I'm going to hell!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looks like I’m aiming for Level 7 of Hell, according to the Dante’s Inferno Test<\/a>!<\/p>\n

\n Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beaond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bummer…I was kind of aiming for Level 2 (for the Lustful)! ;)<\/p>\n

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!<\/i><\/b>
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Level<\/b><\/th>\nScore<\/b><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
Purgatory<\/a><\/b> (Repenting Believers)<\/td>\nVery Low<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 1 – Limbo<\/a><\/b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)<\/td>\nVery Low<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 2<\/a><\/b> (Lustful)<\/td>\nVery High<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 3<\/a><\/b> (Gluttonous)<\/td>\nHigh<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 4<\/a><\/b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)<\/td>\nModerate<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 5<\/a><\/b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)<\/td>\nModerate<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 6 – The City of Dis<\/a><\/b> (Heretics)<\/td>\nHigh<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 7<\/a><\/b> (Violent)<\/td>\nVery High<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 8- the Malebolge<\/a><\/b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)<\/td>\nVery High<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Level 9 – Cocytus<\/a><\/b> (Treacherous)<\/td>\nModerate<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test<\/a><\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(via D and Jim<\/a>)

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}