{"id":1160,"date":"2003-05-02T16:01:51","date_gmt":"2003-05-03T06:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/02\/i-am\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T08:04:14","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T16:04:14","slug":"i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/02\/i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"I am&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14726,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Michael+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/webhp?hl=en&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14727,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Woody+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/webhp?hl=en&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;pending&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14728,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Wudi+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20020813214541\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com:80\\\/search?hl=en&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 02:53:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 02:53:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Michael+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search\" title=\"Google for 'Michael is'\">Michael is<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Why my friend Michael is a fine father<br \/>\n  What Michael is looking for<br \/>\n  Michael is cool<br \/>\n  How Michael is doing<br \/>\n  Michael is the most popular name in North America<br \/>\n  Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate<br \/>\n  Michael is da bomb<br \/>\n  Michael is my friend<br \/>\n  Michael is safely in Rochester<br \/>\n  Michael is suing Granada Television!<br \/>\n  Michael is devastated and feels utterly betrayed\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Woody+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search\" title=\"Google for 'Woody is'\">Woody is<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Woody is online again!<br \/>\n  Woody is thinking, while others fixate<br \/>\n  Woody is getting worse<br \/>\n  Maybe Woody is only seeing Dreamworks films<br \/>\n  Woody is out!<br \/>\n  Woody is bootable?<br \/>\n  Woody is back<br \/>\n  Woody is both knotty and nice<br \/>\n  The Woody is coming to town<br \/>\n  The Woody is a wooden bat with the feel and performance of an aluminum bat<br \/>\n  Woody is wierd\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=%22Wudi+is%22&amp;btnG=Google+Search\" title=\"Google for 'Wudi is'\">Wudi is<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Wudi is an official clan already<br \/>\n  Wudi is famous for its Chinese dates<br \/>\n  Wudi is a certified public accountant<br \/>\n  Wudi is a not-for-profit corporation<br \/>\n  Wudi is a free, three episode bonus campaign<br \/>\n  Wudi is a resident of Redmond<br \/>\n  Wudi is said to have ordered a gilded bronze horse<br \/>\n  Wudi is considered the most famous, influential Empror that existed<br \/>\n  Wudi is so respected<br \/>\n  Wudi is ranked 86<br \/>\n  Wudi is a manufacturing arm in the Asia for you!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who knew? ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael is&hellip; Woody is&hellip; Wudi is&hellip; (Fun with Google)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}