{"id":119,"date":"2001-04-17T14:29:32","date_gmt":"2001-04-17T21:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=119"},"modified":"2019-11-21T14:24:16","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T22:24:16","slug":"i-can-think-of-a-few-small-and-cute-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/04\/17\/i-can-think-of-a-few-small-and-cute-things\/","title":{"rendered":"I can think of a few &#8216;small and cute&#8217; things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  If they&#8217;re small and they&#8217;re cute, you don&#8217;t really notice that they&#8217;re dead.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Marianne, commenting on pet taxidermy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If they&#8217;re small and they&#8217;re cute, you don&#8217;t really notice that they&#8217;re dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}