{"id":1207,"date":"2003-05-20T15:38:08","date_gmt":"2003-05-21T05:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/20\/then-i-have-to-go\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T09:07:14","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T17:07:14","slug":"then-i-have-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/20\/then-i-have-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Then I have to go"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14615,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.buffyguide.com\\\/episodes\\\/hellmouth.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251005150708\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.buffyguide.com\\\/episodes\\\/hellmouth.shtml&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 01:07:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 01:07:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  When I&#8217;m with a boy I like, it&#8217;s hard for me to say anything cool, or witty &#8212; or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Willow, in Buffy the Vampire Slayer &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyguide.com\/episodes\/hellmouth.shtml\" title=\"Welcome to the Hellmouth\">Welcome to the Hellmouth<\/a>&#8216;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m with a boy I like, it&#8217;s hard for me to say anything cool, or witty &mdash; or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[1481,16],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-buffy-the-vampire-slayer","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}