{"id":1216,"date":"2003-05-22T19:29:22","date_gmt":"2003-05-23T09:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/23\/with-stripes\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T09:10:06","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T17:10:06","slug":"with-stripes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/05\/22\/with-stripes\/","title":{"rendered":"With stripes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  Xander: Hey! Buffy!<\/p>\n<p>  Willow: You missed it!<\/p>\n<p>  Buffy: Missed what?<\/p>\n<p>  Xander: We just saw the zebras mating, thank you, very exciting.<\/p>\n<p>  Willow: It was like the Heimlich &#8212; with stripes!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Buffy the Vampire Slayer, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffyguide.com\/episodes\/pack.shtml\" title=\"The Pack\">The Pack<\/a>&#8216;<\/p>\n<p>I missed the next few lines of the show after that, I was laughing so hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We just saw the zebras mating, thank you, very exciting. It was like the Heimlich &mdash; with stripes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2037],"tags":[1481,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}