{"id":12212,"date":"2018-05-18T14:31:33","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T21:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=12212"},"modified":"2019-12-24T10:22:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T18:22:12","slug":"12212","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2018\/05\/18\/12212\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:2493,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.theonion.com\\\/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1826142891&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251124221509\\\/https:\\\/\\\/theonion.com\\\/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1826142891\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-04 14:30:53&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 20:04:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 20:04:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1826142891\">\u2018No Way To Prevent This,\u2019 Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens<\/a>: Santa Fe, TX, 5\/18\/18. Parkland, FL, 2\/14\/18. Sutherland Springs, TX, 11\/5\/17. Las Vegas, NV, 10\/2\/17. San Bernardino, CA, 12\/3\/15. Roseburg, OR, 10\/1\/15. Charleston, SC, 6\/17\/15. And on, and on, and on\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018No Way To Prevent This,\u2019 Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens: Santa Fe, TX, 5\/18\/18. Parkland, FL, 2\/14\/18. Sutherland Springs, TX, 11\/5\/17. Las Vegas, NV, 10\/2\/17. San Bernardino, CA, 12\/3\/15. Roseburg, OR, 10\/1\/15. Charleston, SC, 6\/17\/15. And on, and on, and on\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-politics","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}