{"id":12378,"date":"2018-07-27T21:32:33","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T04:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=12378"},"modified":"2019-12-24T10:31:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T18:31:54","slug":"12378","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2018\/07\/27\/12378\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>My niece, after seeing my new tattoo on my calf: \u201cPeople with arm tattoos are bad!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cYou mean, like this?\u201d As I pull up my sleeve to show her my first tattoo.<\/p>\n<p>Niece, eyes wide: \u201c\u2026unless they\u2019re family. Then they\u2019re okay.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My niece, after seeing my new tattoo on my calf: \u201cPeople with arm tattoos are bad!\u201d Me: \u201cYou mean, like this?\u201d As I pull up my sleeve to show her my first tattoo. Niece, eyes wide: \u201c\u2026unless they\u2019re family. Then they\u2019re okay.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-personal","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}