{"id":1283,"date":"2003-06-12T16:15:33","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T06:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/12\/but-what-about-the-kittens\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:07:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:07:46","slug":"but-what-about-the-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/12\/but-what-about-the-kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"But what about the kittens?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaska.net\/~royce\/\" title=\"Royce's nigh-invulnerable Norwegian kickboxing page\">Royce<\/a> sent me a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.masterninja.com\/smartass\/?remark=kittengod\" title=\"Smartass Remarks\">this page about kittens<\/a> today, saying that it reminded him of us.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  What follows is a dramatization. It is based on a very, very true story of two modern maniacs discussing the implications of God killing kittens, and deciding, logically, how to protect themselves in the event of a kitten apocalypse. Logic, of course, can be skewed terribly when your premise is a theory based on the Lord being a female kitten&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, I think he&#8217;s right!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Logic, of course, can be skewed terribly when your premise is a theory based on the Lord being a female kitten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}