{"id":1284,"date":"2003-06-12T16:37:53","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T06:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/12\/habits\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:07:57","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:07:57","slug":"habits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/12\/habits\/","title":{"rendered":"Habits"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>So D&#8217;s asking about odd or wierd habits today. I know I&#8217;ve got more than my fair share&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got something of an unusual vocabulary &#8212; choice phrases that I really do say, both online and in the real world, include &#8220;rock on,&#8221; &#8220;ooers,&#8221; &#8220;woohoo,&#8221; and others that I&#8217;m blanking on at the moment because I&#8217;m actively trying to come up with them.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a fidgeter. Always have been, always will be. Must have something to do with my hands, whether it&#8217;s playing with something, tapping my fingers to music, talking with my hands while describing something, or anything else.<\/li>\n<li>I will, on occasion, completely randomly start hopping or skipping, or generally bouncing around. This usually happens when other people aren&#8217;t around to witness it, but I&#8217;ve been caught on more than one occasion.<\/li>\n<li>Four years after cutting my long hair off, I still tend to try to run my hand through my hair when thinking or stressed.<\/li>\n<li>Certain events <em>must<\/em> be described as &#8220;fuckin&#8217; awesome.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I quote movies constantly &#8212; but rarely entirely accurately. Close enough to make my point, but I&#8217;m often corrected by my friends after spouting off.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s just been pointed out to me that I tend to start humming whatever random song is floating through my head at any given point.<\/li>\n<li>After my years of DJ&#8217;ing, I&#8217;m <em>incredibly<\/em> catty when I&#8217;m at a club and the DJ isn&#8217;t up to my personal standards. And they rarely are.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m as likely to watch a Disney film as I am a horror flick or bizarre surrealistic art film.<\/li>\n<li>If there&#8217;s a way to make a lowbrow, crude, gutter-level joke about something, I&#8217;ll probably go there.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not a big fan of cheese, and my preferred form is the Kraft Singles (fondly referred to as &#8220;plastic cheese&#8221; by my mom).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s enough for now. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s more&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certain events <em>must<\/em> be described as &#8216;fuckin&#8217; awesome.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}