{"id":1288,"date":"2003-06-13T07:25:29","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T21:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/13\/viagra-gum\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:09:15","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:09:15","slug":"viagra-gum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/13\/viagra-gum\/","title":{"rendered":"Viagra gum?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14434,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.msnbc.com\\\/news\\\/925783.asp&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.ms.now\\\/news\\\/925783.asp&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a bizarre little story that one of my co-workers just told me about: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/news\/925783.asp\" title=\"Wrigley patents anti-impotence gum\">Wrigley patents anti-impotence gum<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Wm. Wrigley Jr., maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, is expanding its definition of &#8220;doubling your pleasure.&#8221; The Chicago gum company has been granted a U.S. government patent to develop a gum that contains a dose of the generic chemical in Viagra.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\\<obligatory stupid jokes\\>Won&#8217;t this gum be hard to chew once your tongue swells up and stiffens inside your mouth? I&#8217;d guess it&#8217;ll sell quite well at lesbian bars, though&#8230;.\\&lt;\/obligatory stupid jokes&#62;<\/p>\n<p>(via Tim)<\/p>\n<p>Update: Comments have been closed for this entry, as I got tired of deleting constant spam comment links. This post is <em>not<\/em> an open invitation for Viagra or Phenteremine spam. Go the fuck away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wm. Wrigley Jr., maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, is expanding its definition of &#8216;doubling your pleasure.&#8217; The Chicago gum company has been granted a U.S. government patent to develop a gum that contains a dose of the generic chemical in Viagra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}