{"id":1313,"date":"2003-06-22T09:24:29","date_gmt":"2003-06-22T23:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/22\/dammit-janet\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:19:11","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:19:11","slug":"dammit-janet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/22\/dammit-janet\/","title":{"rendered":"Dammit, Janet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14387,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060720152536\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org:80\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenue.org&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 03:11:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 20:38:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 20:38:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14388,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org\\\/season_rocky.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060627065916\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org:80\\\/season_rocky.shtml&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.5thavenue.org&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 03:11:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 20:38:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 20:38:40&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I just found out while wandering around today that Seattle&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org\/\" title=\"5th Avenue Theatre\">5th Ave. Theatre<\/a> will be putting on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.5thavenuetheatre.org\/season_rocky.shtml\" title=\"5th Ave. Theater: Rocky Horror Show\">Rocky Horror Show<\/a> this September!<\/p>\n<p>I am <em>so<\/em> there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out while wandering around today that Seattle&#8217;s 5th Ave. Theatre will be putting on the Rocky Horror Show this September!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}