{"id":1329,"date":"2003-06-26T15:33:41","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T05:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/26\/1-800-ooooops\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:24:00","slug":"1-800-ooooops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/26\/1-800-ooooops\/","title":{"rendered":"1-800-ooooops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another reason <a href=\"http:\/\/asia.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyID=2995535\" title=\"Cellphone Gives Adulterers Away\">cars and cell phones are a bad mix<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car &#8212; unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan &#8220;I love you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  The wife, doubly enraged after recognizing her own friend&#8217;s voice, has been convicted of assault after going to her rival&#8217;s flat and striking her in the face and later attacking her husband at home with an axe, though he fended off the blow.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hanscomfamily.com\/\" title=\"The Hanscom Family Weblog\">Dad<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car &#8212; unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan &#8216;I love you.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}