{"id":1329,"date":"2003-06-26T15:33:41","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T05:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/26\/1-800-ooooops\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:24:00","slug":"1-800-ooooops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/26\/1-800-ooooops\/","title":{"rendered":"1-800-ooooops"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14357,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/asia.reuters.com\\\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyID=2995535&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040628154321\\\/http:\\\/\\\/asia.reuters.com:80\\\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 21:18:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-16 07:07:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-01 02:58:00&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-01 02:58:00&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5168,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.hanscomfamily.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Another reason <a href=\"http:\/\/asia.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyID=2995535\" title=\"Cellphone Gives Adulterers Away\">cars and cell phones are a bad mix<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car &#8212; unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan &#8220;I love you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  The wife, doubly enraged after recognizing her own friend&#8217;s voice, has been convicted of assault after going to her rival&#8217;s flat and striking her in the face and later attacking her husband at home with an axe, though he fended off the blow.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hanscomfamily.com\/\" title=\"The Hanscom Family Weblog\">Dad<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An adulterous Finn pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in a car &#8212; unknowingly prompting his mobile phone to call home just in time for his wife to hear his mistress moan &#8216;I love you.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}