{"id":1336,"date":"2003-06-27T12:44:32","date_gmt":"2003-06-28T02:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/27\/manuals\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:26:53","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:26:53","slug":"manuals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/06\/27\/manuals\/","title":{"rendered":"Manuals?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  Manuals? Have you actually purchased a Microsoft product in the last ten years? You don&#8217;t get any manuals. You get a &#8220;quick start&#8221; booklet and a cyanide capsule and that&#8217;s it.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; RatBastard, on <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=69156&amp;cid=6315803\" title=\"\/.: Manuals?\">\/.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Manuals? Have you actually purchased a Microsoft product in the last ten years? You don&#8217;t get any manuals. You get a &#8216;quick start&#8217; booklet and a cyanide capsule and that&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}