{"id":1346,"date":"2003-07-01T04:21:19","date_gmt":"2003-07-01T18:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/01\/umdad-i-was-alive-in-2000-okay\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T10:59:47","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:59:47","slug":"umdad-i-was-alive-in-2000-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/01\/umdad-i-was-alive-in-2000-okay\/","title":{"rendered":"Um&#8230;dad? I was alive in 2000, okay?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14320,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.doonesbury.com\\\/strip\\\/dailydose\\\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030630&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040611224320\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.doonesbury.com:80\\\/strip\\\/dailydose\\\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030630&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 21:06:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 21:08:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 21:08:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14321,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.doonesbury.com\\\/strip\\\/dailydose\\\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030701&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040616184804\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.doonesbury.com:80\\\/strip\\\/dailydose\\\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030701&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 21:06:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 21:08:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 21:08:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>The Doonesbury strips for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doonesbury.com\/strip\/dailydose\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030630\" title=\"June 30, 2003\">yesterday<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doonesbury.com\/strip\/dailydose\/index.html?uc_full_date=20030701\" title=\"June 31, 2003\">today<\/a> really should not be missed. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Doonesbury strips for yesterday and today really should not be missed. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}