{"id":13542,"date":"2019-11-06T16:25:33","date_gmt":"2019-11-07T00:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=13542"},"modified":"2019-11-30T21:19:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T05:19:32","slug":"13542","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/11\/06\/13542\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not the scarecrow itself that\u2019s bothersome. Okay, we don&#8217;t know who put it up, and it&#8217;s a bit disquieting that it&#8217;s dressed in our child&#8217;s old clothes. But it&#8217;s the slowly oozing goo that constantly drips off of the stick fingers that really gets me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/micro.welltempered.net\/2019\/11\/01\/microblogvember.html\">Microblogvember: stick<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not the scarecrow itself that\u2019s bothersome. Okay, we don&#8217;t know who put it up, and it&#8217;s a bit disquieting that it&#8217;s dressed in our child&#8217;s old clothes. But it&#8217;s the slowly oozing goo that constantly drips off of the stick fingers that really gets me. Microblogvember: stick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[2240],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}