{"id":13546,"date":"2019-11-07T14:46:54","date_gmt":"2019-11-07T22:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=13546"},"modified":"2019-11-30T21:18:49","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T05:18:49","slug":"13546","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/11\/07\/13546\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI thought you said this haunted house was supposed to be frightening,&#8221; he complained.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,&#8221; she said calmly as she led him onward. &#8220;I merely promised you&#8217;d be frightened. I didn&#8217;t tell you when. Or why.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/micro.welltempered.net\/2019\/11\/01\/microblogvember.html\">Microblogvember: frightening<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI thought you said this haunted house was supposed to be frightening,&#8221; he complained. \u201cNo,&#8221; she said calmly as she led him onward. &#8220;I merely promised you&#8217;d be frightened. I didn&#8217;t tell you when. Or why.\u201d Microblogvember: frightening<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[2240],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}