{"id":1356,"date":"2003-07-02T08:28:59","date_gmt":"2003-07-02T22:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/02\/the-hat\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T11:01:55","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:01:55","slug":"the-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/02\/the-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"The hat?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  No one wants to put words in J. K. Rowling&#8217;s mouth, but it&#8217;s safe to assume that when she hails her readers&#8217; creativity, she has in mind something other than tales wherein Professor Snape is fellated by the Sorting Hat.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/globe\/magazine\/2003\/0629\/fanfic.htm\" title=\"Boston Globe Online \/ Magazine\">Taking Liberties with Harry Potter<\/a>, an article on the explosion of Potter fanfic<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/remainder\/index.html\" title=\"Kottke.org: Remaindered Links\">Jason Kottke<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one wants to put words in J. K. Rowling&#8217;s mouth, but it&#8217;s safe to assume that when she hails her readers&#8217; creativity, she has in mind something other than tales wherein Professor Snape is fellated by the Sorting Hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}