{"id":13574,"date":"2019-11-14T11:37:57","date_gmt":"2019-11-14T19:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=13574"},"modified":"2019-11-30T21:15:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-01T05:15:37","slug":"13574","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/11\/14\/13574\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:2215,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/micro.welltempered.net\\\/2019\\\/11\\\/01\\\/microblogvember.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260110232205\\\/https:\\\/\\\/micro.welltempered.net\\\/2019\\\/11\\\/01\\\/microblogvember.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-04 04:13:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 01:56:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-20 23:18:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 07:02:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 14:24:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-02 22:48:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 03:37:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-09 03:44:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-12 05:02:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 17:50:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-19 05:32:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-19 05:32:19&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>\u201cReady for your upgrade?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know it! Even made sure to shave the back of my neck this morning for the port installation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSeriously? Do you have any idea what hacking into your spine like that would do to you? You&#8217;ve seen <em>The Matrix<\/em> too many times.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/micro.welltempered.net\/2019\/11\/01\/microblogvember.html\">Microblogvember: neck<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cReady for your upgrade?\u201d &#8220;You know it! Even made sure to shave the back of my neck this morning for the port installation.\u201d \u201cSeriously? Do you have any idea what hacking into your spine like that would do to you? You&#8217;ve seen The Matrix too many times.\u201d Microblogvember: neck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[2240],"class_list":["post-13574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-personal","tag-microblogvember","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}