{"id":1363,"date":"2003-07-03T04:38:43","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T18:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/03\/the-rocky-and-bullwinkle-horror-picture-show\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T11:04:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:04:56","slug":"the-rocky-and-bullwinkle-horror-picture-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/03\/the-rocky-and-bullwinkle-horror-picture-show\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14298,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.thefishshow.com\\\/Archive\\\/The%20Rocky%20and%20Bullwinkle%20Horror%20Picture%20Show.htm&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20070102012444\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.thefishshow.com:80\\\/Archive\\\/The%20Rocky%20and%20Bullwinkle%20Horror%20Picture%20Show.htm&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 20:35:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 20:35:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14299,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/26770&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060619102117\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com:80\\\/mefi\\\/26770&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 20:35:35&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 20:35:35&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it&#8217;s quite a piece of work: the script for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefishshow.com\/Archive\/The%20Rocky%20and%20Bullwinkle%20Horror%20Picture%20Show.htm\" title=\"The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show\">The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Snagglepuss was okay\\<br \/>\n  But he was prob&#8217;ly gay\\<br \/>\n  &#8216;Cause his fur was &#8212; shocking pink<\/p>\n<p>  And Bugs Bunny would gloat<\/p>\n<p>  When he got Elmer&#8217;s goat<\/p>\n<p>  Then he&#8217;d turn to the camera and wink<\/p>\n<p>  That Daffy&#8217;s a riot<\/p>\n<p>  I wanted to try it<\/p>\n<p>  When he shot off his beak with a gun<\/p>\n<p>  Whenever Scooby-Doo<\/p>\n<p>  Was searching for a clue<\/p>\n<p>  I&#8217;d always shout, &#8220;Run, stupid, run!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  &#91;Chorus&#93;<\/p>\n<p>  Animated &#8212; cartoon features<\/p>\n<p>  Elmer Fudd &#8212; will shoot at creatures<\/p>\n<p>  See Foghorn Leghorn &#8212; and Chilly Willy<\/p>\n<p>  Speedy Gonzales &#8212; acted so silly<\/p>\n<p>  Woah oh oh ohhhhhh<\/p>\n<p>  On those great, old &#8212; early morning &#8212; cartoon shows<\/p>\n<p>  Oh, I really loved Porky<\/p>\n<p>  Who talked kinda dorky<\/p>\n<p>  When he tried to say really long words<\/p>\n<p>  And that mean cat, Sylvester<\/p>\n<p>  Who&#8217;d constantly pester<\/p>\n<p>  That poor little innocent bird<\/p>\n<p>  In the eighties, the Smurfs<\/p>\n<p>  Conqured &#8216;toon turf<\/p>\n<p>  But now they&#8217;ve been pulled off the air<\/p>\n<p>  And when Mel Blanc died,<\/p>\n<p>  Said Chuck Jones to his bride,<\/p>\n<p>  &#8220;Now we&#8217;ll never hear Daffy Duck swear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  Too bad!<\/p>\n<p>  &#91;Chorus&#93;<\/p>\n<p>  Animated &#8212; cartoon features<\/p>\n<p>  Elmer Fudd will shoot at creatures<\/p>\n<p>  See Foghorn Leghorn &#8212; and Chilly Willy<\/p>\n<p>  Speedy Gonzales &#8212; acted so silly<\/p>\n<p>  Woah oh oh ohhhhhh<\/p>\n<p>  On those great, old &#8212; early morning &#8212; cartoon shows<\/p>\n<p>  Remember those? Woah ohhhh<\/p>\n<p>  I love all them &#8212; early morning &#8212; cartoon shows<\/p>\n<p>  Don&#8217;t pick your nose! Woah ohhhh<\/p>\n<p>  On those great, old &#8212; early morning &#8212; cartoon shows<\/p>\n<p>  They don&#8217;t wear clothes! Ah-ohhhh<\/p>\n<p>  On those great, old &#8212; early morning &#8212; cartoon shows\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/26770\" title=\"Let's Do the Toon Warp Again\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m torn between being impressed and frightened, but I have to admit, it&#8217;s quite a piece of work: the script for The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}