{"id":1364,"date":"2003-07-03T05:19:08","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T19:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/03\/a-dozen-urls\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T11:05:10","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:05:10","slug":"a-dozen-urls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/03\/a-dozen-urls\/","title":{"rendered":"A dozen URL&#039;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\n    Can you name more than a dozen URLs by heart?\n  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  Let&#8217;s see &#8212;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Unusual Relaxation Locations (any shady building on Spenard)<\/li>\n<li>Uriel Remebers Lilith (now that&#8217;s an obscure reference&#8230;)<\/li>\n<li>Unborn Rhesus Livers (eeew&#8230;I got ill dissecting a tapeworm)<\/li>\n<li>Unfortunately, Rhett Limps (and drops Scarlett down the staircase)<\/li>\n<li>Urban Relocation Lands (we ran out of reservation space)<\/li>\n<li>Unlikely Rambo Lines (&#8220;Don&#8217;t you guys ever read Tolstoy?&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Utah&#8217;s Radical Luddites (electricity&#8230;what a concept!)<\/li>\n<li>Untie Ricky, Lucy! (the scenes Desi wouldn&#8217;t let get out)<\/li>\n<li>Ukranian Reuseable Leeches (very popular in the Dark Ages)<\/li>\n<li>Uncomfortable Rubber Lederhosen (trust me)<\/li>\n<li>Uncle Ralph&#8217;s Laundry (needs to be done more often)<\/li>\n<li>Uniquely Rotund Lemmings (fool things just rolled right off that cliff)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Me, replying to a question on Anchorage BBS AKMac<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you name more than a dozen URLs by heart?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-1364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}