{"id":137,"date":"2001-05-03T12:04:34","date_gmt":"2001-05-03T19:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=137"},"modified":"2019-11-21T14:26:55","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T22:26:55","slug":"the-van-is-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/05\/03\/the-van-is-back\/","title":{"rendered":"The van is back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>This just rocks &#8212; my parents van, which was stolen about two weeks ago, will be back in their hands sometime today! Here&#8217;s what dad just e-mailed me about it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I was driving down Muldoon Road yesterday at 4:30 PM and I saw Berta&#8217;s car right in front of me. I had my cell phone, so I called the police. They had me follow the car at a distance. When it got &#8220;lost&#8221; in a housing development, they sent out several cars to search, and the car was recovered about 6 PM. They took it to the station to do forensics (fingerprints, etc.) and we get it back today. It looks perfect on the outside; they did not want me to disturb the inside until the forensics were done.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Very, very cool&#8230;most of the time, if you don&#8217;t recover a stolen car within 24 hours, you&#8217;re not <em>going<\/em> to recover it. This is a great little turn of events.<\/p>\n<p>So far the day hasn&#8217;t been going too badly&#8230;on a nice sugar high at the moment from the cake that was brought into the office by my co-workers. Woohoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just rocks &#8212; my parents van, which was stolen about two weeks ago, will be back in their hands sometime today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}