{"id":1372,"date":"2003-07-04T08:23:07","date_gmt":"2003-07-04T22:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/04\/homeland-security-chokers\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T11:06:53","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:06:53","slug":"homeland-security-chokers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/04\/homeland-security-chokers\/","title":{"rendered":"Homeland Security Chokers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now you, too, can alert everyone in your vicinity to your own personal level of security (or insecurity), with the <a href=\"http:\/\/s1.amazon.com\/exec\/varzea\/ts\/exchange-glance\/Y02Y5679384Y9815751\/103-4647001-1883054\" title=\"Homeland Security Choker Set\">Homeland Security Choker Set<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>A set of five sterling silver and plexiglass chokers, one for each of the five security levels. Sheer genius (except for the \\$250 price tag)!<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/archives\/000681.asp#000681\" title=\"Homeland Security Choker Set\">Craig Suchland<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now you, too, can alert everyone in your vicinity to your own personal level of security (or insecurity), with the Homeland Security Choker Set!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}