{"id":1390,"date":"2003-07-08T13:00:08","date_gmt":"2003-07-09T03:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/08\/not-britney\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:55:20","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:55:20","slug":"not-britney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/08\/not-britney\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Britney!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14254,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cnn.com\\\/2003\\\/SHOWBIZ\\\/Music\\\/07\\\/08\\\/ple.britney.ap\\\/index.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.cnn.com\\\/2003\\\/SHOWBIZ\\\/Music\\\/07\\\/08\\\/ple.britney.ap\\\/index.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:14255,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/26865&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050908233143\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com:80\\\/mefi\\\/26865&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/26865&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 10:48:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 10:48:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Britney Spears admitted today that she <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/07\/08\/ple.britney.ap\/index.html\" title=\"Britney acknowledges she's not a virgin\">isn&#8217;t a virgin<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, the Pope is still Polish.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/26865\" title=\"B + J\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Britney Spears admitted today that she isn&#8217;t a virgin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2035],"tags":[2069,80],"class_list":["post-1390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-britney-spears","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}