{"id":1403,"date":"2003-07-09T16:50:34","date_gmt":"2003-07-10T06:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/09\/game-on\/"},"modified":"2022-03-07T09:52:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T17:52:54","slug":"game-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/09\/game-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Game on!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14234,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekmuffin.com\\\/archives\\\/002064.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20030812221708\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.geekmuffin.com:80\\\/archives\\\/002064.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 19:00:10&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:436}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 19:00:10&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:436},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Next some other idiot is going to try to play Quidditch with a Dirt Devil, two bowling balls, a basketball, and a badminton birdie. Sha!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekmuffin.com\/archives\/002064.html\" title=\"geek*muffin: Harry's Crystalus Methe Potion\">Kirsten<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in! Who else?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next some other idiot is going to try to play Quidditch with a Dirt Devil, two bowling balls, a basketball, and a badminton birdie.  Sha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2036,2043],"tags":[6,16],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}