{"id":1414,"date":"2003-07-11T04:23:41","date_gmt":"2003-07-11T18:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/11\/jet-propelled-sheep\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T11:17:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:17:58","slug":"jet-propelled-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/07\/11\/jet-propelled-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"Jet-propelled sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:14206,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/channels.netscape.com\\\/ns\\\/news\\\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&amp;idq=\\\/ff\\\/story\\\/0002%2F20030711%2F094566696.htm&amp;sc=reodd&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/channels.netscape.com\\\/ns\\\/news\\\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I can&#8217;t help but think that this is one sheep that I wouldn&#8217;t want to be standing behind <a href=\"http:\/\/channels.netscape.com\/ns\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&amp;idq=\/ff\/story\/0002%2F20030711%2F094566696.htm&amp;sc=reodd\" title=\"Mary Had a Little Lamb -- and It Ate Nitrogen\">when it passed gas<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Shaboom the sheep&#8217;s favorite meal consists of animal feed made from nitrogen-based chemicals and other dismantled gun propellants &#8212; one of the more creative uses Albuquerque company TPL Inc.\u00a0is finding for unwanted military munitions.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via Prairie)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t help but think that this is one sheep that I wouldn&#8217;t want to be standing behind when it passed gas&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}