{"id":1553,"date":"2003-08-03T18:13:51","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T08:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/04\/hit-the-showers-harry\/"},"modified":"2022-03-07T09:52:48","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T17:52:48","slug":"hit-the-showers-harry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/03\/hit-the-showers-harry\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit the showers, Harry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13897,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.smh.com.au\\\/articles\\\/2003\\\/08\\\/03\\\/1059849275312.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20170222041126\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.smh.com.au\\\/articles\\\/2003\\\/08\\\/03\\\/1059849275312.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 15:06:37&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 22:44:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 22:44:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>From iChat tonight:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>D:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/articles\/2003\/08\/03\/1059849275312.html\" title=\"SMH.com: Oh, to find Harry in some real hot water\">Oh, to find Harry in some real hot water<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n    I&#8217;m up to page 500 in book five. Maybe there&#8217;s a cleansing wash at the end but by now we&#8217;ve had five volumes, almost 2500 pages, and more than two dozen references to Harry&#8217;s morning and bedtime routines with no shower, bath or even wash included.\n  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> must&#8217;ve been a slow news day<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>D:<\/strong> LOL<br \/>\n  <strong>D:<\/strong> funny, though<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> yeah<br \/>\n  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> though i&#8217;m not sure what the reaction would be if she started including shower scenes in the Potter books<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>D:<\/strong> LOL<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> &#8220;Harry woke up, stumbled naked into the Gryffendor community lavatory, and sleepily started soaping himself up.&#8221;<br \/>\n  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> &#8220;&#8216;Do you really need <em>that<\/em> much lather down there, Harry?&#8217; Hermione asked as she stepped into the shower and dropped her towel.&#8221;<br \/>\n  <strong>Michael Hanscom:<\/strong> Somehow, I don&#8217;t think the parents would approve.<\/p>\n<p>  <strong>D:<\/strong> hahahaha\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, now I&#8217;m going to start showing up in searches for all sorts of disturbing Harry Potter slash fanfic. Joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, now I&#8217;m going to start showing up in searches for all sorts of disturbing Harry Potter slash fanfic. Joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2036,2043],"tags":[587,6],"class_list":["post-1553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-personal","tag-harry-potter","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}