{"id":1559,"date":"2003-08-04T12:34:32","date_gmt":"2003-08-05T02:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/04\/geek-t-shirts\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:51:52","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:51:52","slug":"geek-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/04\/geek-t-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek t-shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13881,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/slashdot.org\\\/comments.pl?sid=73512&amp;cid=6609723&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Life ain&#8217;t nothin but bitches, money, and root.<\/li>\n<li>I need a girl who&#8217;s name doesn&#8217;t end with .JPG<\/li>\n<li>I rooted your girlfriend&#8217;s box, and I didn&#8217;t use a trojan<\/li>\n<li>Computer security is like sex. Once your penetrated, you&#8217;re pretty much f&#42;cked.<\/li>\n<li>Chicks dig guys that write recursive algorithms<\/li>\n<li>Save a filesystem &#8212; Mount a sysadmin<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re caught, we&#8217;re splitting up your warez<\/li>\n<li>My other computer is your linux box<\/li>\n<li>Trinity is a script kiddie<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no place like 127.0.0.1<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8212; seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=73512&amp;cid=6609723\" title=\"Amusing geek t-shirt sightings at DEFCON11\">\/.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s no place like 127.0.0.1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2038],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}