{"id":1562,"date":"2003-08-04T17:36:12","date_gmt":"2003-08-05T07:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/04\/kittens\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T13:42:28","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T21:42:28","slug":"kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/04\/kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"Kittens!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13868,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/quizilla.com\\\/users\\\/depressedninja\\\/quizzes\\\/Every%20time%20you%20masturbate...%20which%20kitten%20does%20god%20kill%3F&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080207163017\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.quizilla.com:80\\\/users\\\/depressedninja\\\/quizzes\\\/Every%20time%20you%20masturbate...%20which%20kitten%20does%20god%20kill?&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.teennick.com\\\/quizzes\\\/?referrer=quizilla&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13869,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/djwudi.typepad.com\\\/eclecticism\\\/2003\\\/08\\\/graphics\\\/original-large.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13870,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/djeternaldarkne\\\/390077.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/D\/depressedninja\/1050812574_ish_kitten.jpg\" alt=\"Cute Brownish Kitten\"><\/p>\n<p>  <strong>Small, brown kitten<\/strong> Look at it, take a deep look into this poor things eyes. Every time you masturbate you kill one of him, or her. God knows what it is, but it&#8217;s gonna be dead soon, because of you. You sick, sick boy (or girl).<\/p>\n<p>  <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/depressedninja\/quizzes\/Every%20time%20you%20masturbate...%20which%20kitten%20does%20god%20kill%3F\/\">Every time you masturbate&#8230; which kitten does god kill?<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(In case you haven&#8217;t run across this meme yet, <a href=\"http:\/\/djwudi.typepad.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/graphics\/original-large.html\">here&#8217;s the explanation<\/a> &#8212; a funny graphic that&#8217;s been bouncing around the &#8216;net for months now.)<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/djeternaldarkne\/390077.html\" title=\"I just loved this quiz\">DJ Eternal Darkness<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time you masturbate&#8230; which kitten does god kill?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}