{"id":158,"date":"2001-05-29T18:11:49","date_gmt":"2001-05-30T01:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=158"},"modified":"2019-11-21T16:32:18","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T00:32:18","slug":"the-point-of-no-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/05\/29\/the-point-of-no-return\/","title":{"rendered":"The point of no return&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given the direction my life has been heading lately, and the relevancy of everything I babble about here on the site, the above headline refers to the fact that I&#8230;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>&#8230;.am about to undergo radical plastic surgery and a sex-change operation in order to compete in the first Bridget Fonda lookalike contest.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;just spent $209.75 on a one-way ticket to Seattle leaving Sat. June 16<sup>th<\/sup> at 12:45am and arriving at 5:02am.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;live on a one-way dead-end street and can&#8217;t figure out how to go anywhere.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;have just discovered and officially named a previously unknown area of land at the far end of the Homer Spit.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;am desperately attempting to come up with more interesting and amusing options for this survey.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><ins>Update:<\/ins> The voting has been disabled for the above poll, as changes in the website have ended up borking up the poll and results. However, if I remember correctly, the majority of the tallied votes were for the Bridget Fonda lookalike contest.<\/p>\n<p>I love my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The voting has been disabled for the above poll, as changes in the website have ended up borking up the poll and results. However, if I remember correctly, the majority of the tallied votes were for the Bridget Fonda lookalike contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}