{"id":1583,"date":"2003-08-07T17:55:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T07:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/07\/california-gubernatorial-circus\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:30:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:30:39","slug":"california-gubernatorial-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/07\/california-gubernatorial-circus\/","title":{"rendered":"California Gubernatorial circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13829,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.schwarzenegger.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260312142850\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.schwarzenegger.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.schwarzenegger.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13830,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.sitcomsonline.com\\\/diffrentstrokes.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13831,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.wilwheaton.net\\\/mt\\\/archives\\\/001346.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.wilwheaton.net\\\/mt\\\/archives\\\/001346.php&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13832,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.marycarey.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260304140043\\\/https:\\\/\\\/marycarey.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/marycarey.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13833,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.hustler.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260312142908\\\/https:\\\/\\\/hustler.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.hustler.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13834,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.larryflynt.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13835,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/lion.phpwebhosting.com\\\/~nyuff2002\\\/2002\\\/realarchive\\\/nyuff1996\\\/angelyne.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20050405014151\\\/http:\\\/\\\/lion.phpwebhosting.com:80\\\/~nyuff2002\\\/2002\\\/realarchive\\\/nyuff1996\\\/angelyne.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/fero.phpwebhosting.com\\\/404.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13836,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.nbcsandiego.com\\\/politics\\\/2383654\\\/detail.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080702044133\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.nbcsandiego.com:80\\\/politics\\\/2383654\\\/detail.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.nbcsandiego.com\\\/politics\\\/2383654\\\/detail.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13837,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/fsck.clusterfsck.net\\\/fsck\\\/2003\\\/08\\\/07\\\/ca_recall_is_pr0nlolicious.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, at the moment, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m relieved or disappointed that I didn&#8217;t end up in California. I haven&#8217;t read enough of the details of their current political shake-up to know all the details, but just knowing that two of the higher-profile candidates are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzenegger.com\/\" title=\"Schwarzenegger.com\">Arnold Schwarzenegger<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sitcomsonline.com\/diffrentstrokes.html\" title=\"Diff'rent Strokes online\">Gary Coleman<\/a> is enough to give me a fit of the giggles. What I wouldn&#8217;t give to see <em>that<\/em> debate session!<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilwheaton.net\/mt\/archives\/001346.php\" title=\"zing!\">Wil pointed out<\/a> this quote&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Arnold Schwarzenegger: Finally, a public official who can explain the administration&#8217;s social policies in the original German.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Bill Maher<\/p>\n<p>Update: Other candidates: Porn star <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marycarey.com\/\" title=\"NSFW, obviously\">Mary Carey<\/a> (link NSFW, obviously), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hustler.com\/\" title=\"NSFW again\">Hustler<\/a> publisher <a href=\"http:\/\/www.larryflynt.com\/\" title=\"Larry Flynt\">Larry Flynt<\/a>, and someone described as &#8220;aspiring platinum-haired billboard queen <a href=\"http:\/\/lion.phpwebhosting.com\/~nyuff2002\/2002\/realarchive\/nyuff1996\/angelyne.html\" title=\"Angelyne\">Angelyne<\/a>&#8221; in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcsandiego.com\/politics\/2383654\/detail.html\" title=\"Porn Star Says She'll Seek Governor's Office\">this NBC report<\/a>. This just gets better and better.<\/p>\n<p>(update via <a href=\"http:\/\/fsck.clusterfsck.net\/fsck\/2003\/08\/07\/ca_recall_is_pr0nlolicious.html\" title=\"CA recall is pr0nolicious\">Jonas<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger: Finally, a public official who can explain the administration&#8217;s social policies in the original German.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[14,16],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-politics","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}