{"id":1583,"date":"2003-08-07T17:55:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T07:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/07\/california-gubernatorial-circus\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:30:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:30:39","slug":"california-gubernatorial-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/07\/california-gubernatorial-circus\/","title":{"rendered":"California Gubernatorial circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;know, at the moment, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m relieved or disappointed that I didn&#8217;t end up in California. I haven&#8217;t read enough of the details of their current political shake-up to know all the details, but just knowing that two of the higher-profile candidates are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzenegger.com\/\" title=\"Schwarzenegger.com\">Arnold Schwarzenegger<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sitcomsonline.com\/diffrentstrokes.html\" title=\"Diff'rent Strokes online\">Gary Coleman<\/a> is enough to give me a fit of the giggles. What I wouldn&#8217;t give to see <em>that<\/em> debate session!<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilwheaton.net\/mt\/archives\/001346.php\" title=\"zing!\">Wil pointed out<\/a> this quote&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Arnold Schwarzenegger: Finally, a public official who can explain the administration&#8217;s social policies in the original German.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Bill Maher<\/p>\n<p>Update: Other candidates: Porn star <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marycarey.com\/\" title=\"NSFW, obviously\">Mary Carey<\/a> (link NSFW, obviously), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hustler.com\/\" title=\"NSFW again\">Hustler<\/a> publisher <a href=\"http:\/\/www.larryflynt.com\/\" title=\"Larry Flynt\">Larry Flynt<\/a>, and someone described as &#8220;aspiring platinum-haired billboard queen <a href=\"http:\/\/lion.phpwebhosting.com\/~nyuff2002\/2002\/realarchive\/nyuff1996\/angelyne.html\" title=\"Angelyne\">Angelyne<\/a>&#8221; in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcsandiego.com\/politics\/2383654\/detail.html\" title=\"Porn Star Says She'll Seek Governor's Office\">this NBC report<\/a>. This just gets better and better.<\/p>\n<p>(update via <a href=\"http:\/\/fsck.clusterfsck.net\/fsck\/2003\/08\/07\/ca_recall_is_pr0nlolicious.html\" title=\"CA recall is pr0nolicious\">Jonas<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger: Finally, a public official who can explain the administration&#8217;s social policies in the original German.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2042],"tags":[14,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}