{"id":160,"date":"2001-06-01T14:59:08","date_gmt":"2001-06-01T21:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=160"},"modified":"2019-11-21T16:32:45","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T00:32:45","slug":"im-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/06\/01\/im-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m hungry&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16939,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.ninjaburger.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260220112136\\\/https:\\\/\\\/ninjaburger.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 16:31:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 09:55:48&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 09:36:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 12:16:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 11:44:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-26 04:16:48&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-05 18:30:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-05 18:30:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:16940,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.faqs.org\\\/faqs\\\/comics\\\/tick&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260210135247\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.faqs.org\\\/faqs\\\/comics\\\/tick\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 16:31:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 09:55:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 09:36:35&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 12:16:15&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 11:44:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-26 04:16:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-05 18:29:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-05-05 18:29:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;and since it&#8217;s after my lunch time, I can&#8217;t exactly bail out of here to grab something to eat. Guess I&#8217;ll just have to order myself a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ninjaburger.com\/\" title=\"Ninja Burger\">Ninja Burger<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.faqs.org\/faqs\/comics\/tick\/\" title=\"The Tick FAQ\">The Tick<\/a> would either be very proud. Or very disturbed.<\/p>\n<p>Or in the end &#8212; just very full.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&hellip;and since it&#8217;s after my lunch time, I can&#8217;t exactly bail out of here to grab something to eat. Guess I&#8217;ll just have to order myself a Ninja Burger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}