{"id":1603,"date":"2003-08-12T09:49:38","date_gmt":"2003-08-12T23:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/12\/texas-ang-bush-action-figure\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:31:02","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:31:02","slug":"texas-ang-bush-action-figure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/12\/texas-ang-bush-action-figure\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas ANG Bush Action Figure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/djwudi.typepad.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/graphics\/ebaytexaxangbush.gif\" title=\"Texas ANG Bush Action Figure\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Texas ANG Bush Action Figure\" src=\"http:\/\/djwudi.typepad.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/08\/graphics\/ebaytexaxangbush-thumb.gif\" width=\"150\" height=\"441\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is great &#8212; an eBay auction for the <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=3141998098\" title=\"Texas ANG George W Bush Action Figure\">Texas ANG George W Bush Action Figure<\/a>! I&#8217;ve taken the liberty of posting a screenshot, as it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me at all to see the auction pulled before too long.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  This figure probably stands 14\\&#8221; in height, and is exactly as the future Leader of the Western World(tm) appeared during his service defending our Nation&#8217;s borders from Mexicans and Bahamians.<\/p>\n<p>  Comes with detailed uniform (as imagined by base commander), sealed discharge papers, Coors Light keg, and &#8220;licensed to chug&#8221; bumper sticker.<\/p>\n<p>  &#91;&#8230;&#93;<\/p>\n<p>  The winning bidder will also receive TWO bonus gifts: the George W. Bush &#8220;Afternoon of September 11th 2001&#8221; tennis ensemble, and a genuine &#8220;First Lady Laura Bush Serving Sandwiches at a VA Hospital&#8221; action figure!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pacificviews.org\/archives\/000064.html\" title=\"New Bush Action Figure\">natasha<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This figure probably stands 14 inches in height, and is exactly as the future Leader of the Western World(tm) appeared during his service defending our Nation&#8217;s borders from Mexicans and Bahamians.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2042],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}