{"id":167,"date":"2001-06-11T20:07:40","date_gmt":"2001-06-12T03:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=167"},"modified":"2019-11-21T16:34:10","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T00:34:10","slug":"god-of-ecstasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/06\/11\/god-of-ecstasy\/","title":{"rendered":"God of Ecstasy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16928,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.emode.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:16929,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.emode.com\\\/emode\\\/tests\\\/god_switch.jsp&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20031202165709\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.emode.com:80\\\/emode\\\/tests\\\/god_switch.jsp&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 16:21:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 09:36:47&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 12:16:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 11:45:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 11:45:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>My friend Aliena pointed me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emode.com\/\" title=\"Emode: The #1 destination for self discovery\">Emode<\/a>, a fun little site that has a ton of different personality-style tests on it. I took the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.emode.com\/emode\/tests\/god_switch.jsp\" title=\"Emode: Are you a sex god\/goddess?\">Are you a sex god?<\/a>&#8221; test, and thought my results were hilarious &#8212; here&#8217;s how it rated me:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h4>DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.<\/h4>\n<p>  You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you&#8217;ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;not bad, eh? Woohoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you&#8217;ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}