{"id":1684,"date":"2003-09-03T09:13:40","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T23:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/03\/the-worlds-oldest-profession\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T14:48:39","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T22:48:39","slug":"the-worlds-oldest-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/03\/the-worlds-oldest-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"The world&#039;s oldest profession"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13549,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekmuffin.com\\\/archives\\\/002187.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20031005225020\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.geekmuffin.com:80\\\/archives\\\/002187.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 11:40:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:520},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 07:49:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 07:49:29&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Okies, folks &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekmuffin.com\/archives\/002187.html\" title=\"geek*muffin: Whores throughout history\">Kirsten needs help<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  In just a few weeks, I&#8217;m going to throw a shmantabulous bachelorette party for my best friend. The theme for this co-ed costume party is &#8216;Whores throughout History.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>  Who are some of your favorite historical whores? How about slutty eras? Eras you wish were a little less prudish?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Someone already suggested Mary Magdeline, which was my first thought. I&#8217;ll see who else I can come up with, though &#8212; anyone else have some ideas? Kirsten would probably prefer if you commented on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekmuffin.com\/archives\/002187.html\" title=\"geek*muffin: Whores throughout history\">her site<\/a>, but any comments left here will be sent her way too, I&#8217;ll make sure of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who are some of your favorite historical whores? How about slutty eras? Eras you wish were a little less prudish?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}