{"id":1694,"date":"2003-09-05T03:15:49","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T17:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/05\/pshaw-rank-amateur\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T14:52:52","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T22:52:52","slug":"pshaw-rank-amateur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/05\/pshaw-rank-amateur\/","title":{"rendered":"Pshaw. Rank amateur."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13534,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.thegofish.com\\\/archives\\\/002013.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  I think I mentioned to Bob &#91;Geldof&#93; I could make love for eight hours. What I didn&#8217;t say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Sting, admitting to exaggerating his abilities in the past.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegofish.com\/archives\/002013.php\" title=\"A bowm chicka bowm bowm\">Go Fish<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn&#8217;t say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2035],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}