{"id":1724,"date":"2003-09-11T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-11T23:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/11\/cant-it-wait\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T15:57:44","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T23:57:44","slug":"cant-it-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/11\/cant-it-wait\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#039;t it wait?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why in God&#8217;s name do people find it acceptable to stand at the urinal and talk on their cell phone at the same time?<\/p>\n<p>Just wait. For one thing or the other, wait. But if I&#8217;m <em>ever<\/em> on the other end of the line during one of those calls, I&#8217;m hanging up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why in God&#8217;s name do people find it acceptable to stand at the urinal and talk on their cell phone at the same time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}