{"id":1738,"date":"2003-09-16T12:31:09","date_gmt":"2003-09-17T02:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/16\/cauliflower-of-love\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T16:04:16","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T00:04:16","slug":"cauliflower-of-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/16\/cauliflower-of-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Cauliflower of love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/5lmustang.com\/cybersek.htm\" title=\"MAD DAWG always finds the funniest shit\">Things like this<\/a> really do make the &#8216;net worthwhile some days. Only NSFW if you (or your employer) take things <em>way<\/em> too seriously.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  sexysusan: Thats ok. Ok I&#8217;m a japanese schoolgirl, what are you.<\/p>\n<p>  J-Dogg: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.<\/p>\n<p>  sexysusan: Haha, ok lets go. sexysusan: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.<\/p>\n<p>  J-Dogg: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.<\/p>\n<p>  sexysusan: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on. sexysusan: I start unbuttoning your shirt.<\/p>\n<p>  J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don&#8217;t were shirts.<\/p>\n<p>  sexysusan: No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it&#8217;s just part of the game.<\/p>\n<p>  J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don&#8217;t play games. They fuking charge your ass.<\/p>\n<p>  sexysusan: Stop, c&#8217;mon be serious.<\/p>\n<p>  J-Dogg: It doesn&#8217;t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/28349\" title=\"Our skulls collide, mine remains the victor | Metafilter\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It doesn&#8217;t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}