{"id":1752,"date":"2003-09-19T05:27:42","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T19:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/19\/avast-ye-dogs\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T16:15:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T00:15:26","slug":"avast-ye-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/19\/avast-ye-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Avast, ye dogs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6272,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.talklikeapirate.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.talklikeapirate.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13312,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.endeneu.com\\\/funstuff\\\/miguel&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20160730005302\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.endeneu.com:80\\\/funstuff\\\/miguel\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 09:14:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 04:37:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 04:37:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13313,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.thepoorman.net\\\/archives\\\/001218.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13314,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/boingboing.net\\\/2003_09_01_archive.html#106398402845821066&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13315,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/nielsenhayden.com\\\/makinglight\\\/archives\\\/003606.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13316,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/28409&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20080725201500\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/28409&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.metafilter.com\\\/mefi\\\/28409&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 04:37:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 04:37:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Aye, and here it be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/\" title=\"Talk Like A Pirate Day\">Talk Like a Pirate Day<\/a>, me hearties!<\/p>\n<p>Iff&#8217;n ye be of th&#8217; landlubber sort, feast yer eyes on this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.endeneu.com\/funstuff\/miguel\/\" title=\"Pirate Filter\">filter<\/a>, or if ye be a scurvy dog of another sort, here be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepoorman.net\/archives\/001218.html\" title=\"Via COINTELPRO Tool, Dave\">Gangsta to Pirate translator<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(dubloons to <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2003_09_01_archive.html#106398402845821066\" title=\"Rules for Talk Like a Pirate Day\">Cory<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/003606.html\" title=\"ARRRRRRRRRRR!\">Teresa<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/28409\" title=\"A Pirate's Life for Me\">MeFi<\/a>, an&#8217; many other Cap&#8217;ns)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aye, and here it be Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}