{"id":1755,"date":"2003-09-19T13:09:20","date_gmt":"2003-09-20T03:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/19\/french-engrish\/"},"modified":"2019-12-05T16:16:10","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T00:16:10","slug":"french-engrish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/19\/french-engrish\/","title":{"rendered":"French &#039;Engrish&#039;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13300,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.tour-eiffel.fr\\\/teiffel\\\/uk&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20101205121142\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.tour-eiffel.fr\\\/teiffel\\\/uk\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 09:14:00&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 15:15:08&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 15:15:08&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:13301,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.engrish.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260308195012\\\/https:\\\/\\\/engrish.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 09:14:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 06:47:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 06:47:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>One of the ladies here at work just came back from a week in Paris, and she brought back an inflatable <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tour-eiffel.fr\/teiffel\/uk\/\" title=\"The official site of the Eiffel Tower\">Eiffel Tower<\/a> for us. The greatest part, of course, is the instruction sheet &#8212; apparently, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/\" title=\"Engrish.com\">Engrish<\/a>&#8216; is multilingual&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>WARNING<\/strong><br \/>\n  HELLO, I AM YOUR NEW INFLATABLE FRIEND<br \/>\n  FROM ALEXIS LAHELLEC.<br \/>\n  IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY WITH YOU FOREVER,<br \/>\n  PLEAST TREAT ME RIGHT.<br \/>\n  DON&#8217;T POKE ME WITH SHARP THINGS,<br \/>\n  AND ALTHOUGH I KNOW YOU LOVE ME<br \/>\n  DON&#8217;T OVER BLOW ME.<br \/>\n  DON&#8217;T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING ME ON OR NEAR HOT STAFF,<br \/>\n  AND I DO NOT LIKE STRONG MACHO ELECTRIC PUMP EITHER.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the ladies here at work just came back from a week in Paris, and she brought back an inflatable Eiffel Tower for us. The greatest part, of course, is the instruction sheet &mdash; apparently, &#8216;Engrish&#8217; is multilingual&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}