{"id":1775,"date":"2003-09-25T05:05:51","date_gmt":"2003-09-25T19:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/25\/geek-porn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T09:01:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T17:01:13","slug":"geek-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/09\/25\/geek-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek porn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:13247,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geniesongs.com\\\/genie\\\/endorsements\\\/apple\\\/g5opening&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Cute girl + Dual 2.0 Ghz PowerMac G5 = <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geniesongs.com\/genie\/endorsements\/apple\/g5opening\/\" title=\"Genie Apple G5 Setup Gallery\">Geek Porn<\/a>! ;)<\/p>\n<p>If all goes well, I should be doing this very thing this weekend. &#8216;Cept I won&#8217;t be <em>nearly<\/em> as photogenic while doing it. And I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d look as good in that dress. Other than that, though, it&#8217;ll be exactly the same. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cute girl + Dual 2.0 Ghz PowerMac G5 = Geek Porn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2039],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-1775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apple","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}