{"id":1801,"date":"2003-10-02T18:36:41","date_gmt":"2003-10-03T08:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/03\/a-marriage-made-in-heaven\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T08:19:58","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:19:58","slug":"a-marriage-made-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/02\/a-marriage-made-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"A marriage made in heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"

…If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.<\/p>\n

…If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.<\/p>\n

…If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.<\/p>\n

…If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.<\/p>\n

…If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.<\/p>\n

…If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.<\/p>\n

…If Olivia Newton…John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton…John Newton John.<\/p>\n

…If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.<\/p>\n

…If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.<\/p>\n

…If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.<\/p>\n

…If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.<\/p>\n

…G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros…Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he’d be G. Ghali G.<\/p>\n

…If Jack married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he’d be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.<\/p>\n

…If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.<\/p>\n

…If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.<\/p>\n

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If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}