{"id":1816,"date":"2003-10-05T14:24:41","date_gmt":"2003-10-06T04:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/05\/would-you-buy-this-shirt\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T09:25:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T17:25:42","slug":"would-you-buy-this-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/05\/would-you-buy-this-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you buy this shirt?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11142,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.cafeshops.com\\\/michaelhanscom&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040203163855\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.cafeshops.com:80\\\/michaelhanscom&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-11 12:30:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-20 20:50:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-03 09:13:13&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 15:03:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 15:58:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 15:58:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had this bouncing around in my head for a while now, and it makes me laugh. I&#8217;ve been considering making it into a shirt to sell through this site &#8212; the question is, would anyone buy it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/heretogetlaid.jpg\" title=\"I'm just here to get laid.\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"I'm just here to get laid.\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/heretogetlaid-thumb.gif\" width=\"350\" height=\"37\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Personally, I can see all sorts of good occasions to wear a shirt like this.<\/p>\n<p>Barhopping with friends.<\/p>\n<p>Wandering around town.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/dean_meatups.html\" title=\"Dean 'meat-ups'\">Dean meet-ups<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Weddings.<\/p>\n<p>Funerals.<\/p>\n<p>Church.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever.<\/p>\n<p>Any takers?<\/p>\n<p>Update: Okay, the deed is done. I got two &#8220;yes&#8221; answers by IM just after putting this post up, so I figured it was worth a shot. If this tickles your funnybone &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafeshops.com\/michaelhanscom\" title=\"Michael Hanscom's Useless Swag\">go shopping and buy a shirt<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just here to get laid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}