{"id":1833,"date":"2003-10-10T12:30:35","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T02:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/10\/one-of-lifes-eternal-battles\/"},"modified":"2019-12-06T09:31:28","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T17:31:28","slug":"one-of-lifes-eternal-battles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2003\/10\/10\/one-of-lifes-eternal-battles\/","title":{"rendered":"One of life&#039;s eternal battles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, everyone, pay attention now &mdash; this is important.<\/p>\n<p>When you replace the roll of toilet paper (because I&#8217;m sure you all do that as soon as the last roll is done, rather than letting the empty cardboard tube sit there, mocking whatever unlucky soul is the next to use the restroom, teasing them with the lack of available toilet paper as they desperately cast their gaze around the room, hoping that they&#8217;re not going to have to do a pants-around-the-ankles waddle across the bathroom because the fresh rolls are, of course, stored <em>just<\/em> out of arms reach)&hellip;<\/p>\n<p>Over?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"toilet paper over the roll\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/tp-over.gif\" width=\"350\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or under?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"toilet paper under the roll\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2003\/10\/tp-under.gif\" width=\"350\" height=\"270\" \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toilet paper &mdash; over or under the roll?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-1833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}